Unfortunately I haven’t been chronicling some of my latest dreams, which have been a collection of summer blockbusters and indie sleeper hits. Now only a few fragments remain. I recall this remixed version of the Matrix sequels, at least ten times better than what they showed in the theater. I know what you’re thinking: impossible, right? What could have improved *those* cinematic gems? 😉 Well, for starters, *I* was in them. And I could walk on the ceiling. I rest my case.

Then the other night I had a strange spin on the old suddenly-I’m-back-in-college dream. This time I had “returned” to the University of Chicago in order to solve some kind of mystery on campus. I had to decide what classes would require the least amount of effort so as not to distract me from my investigations. Oh, and Noah Wylie was in the dream, too, perhaps riffing on his Donnie Darko role.

Unfortunately, that’s all I recall. In the future I’ll try to be a better reporter on the important developments in dreamland.